Michael Warren Anderson

Michael Warren Anderson (@foreyeballsonly)

Bio:My love language is: Don’t talk to me when I first walk in the door.

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love love LOVE my new haircut!

love love LOVE my new haircut!

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Rollin to school
With our pink shades on!
Droppin fools to the ground
Like a box a’crayons·
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Got snack in my pocket,
Juice box in the hand; 
Lunch lady on lock, 
Cookies on-demand·
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Dressed like a princess
Y’all are just playin. 
I’m Queen Gangsta,
Obey what I’m sayin!·
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Mary had a little lamb—
I ate it.
Dumb old lady in a shoe—
I hate it. 
Big Bad Wolf growled at me—
Castrated. 
What now, Mother Goose?—
Checkmated!·
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So don't "Hey Diddle Me"
I'm Little Miss Maisie. 
Milk and books, THEN bedtime,
O'else I go FUCKIN CRAZY!

· Rollin to school With our pink shades on! Droppin fools to the ground Like a box a’crayons· · Got snack in my pocket, Juice box in the hand; Lunch lady on lock, Cookies on-demand· · Dressed like a princess Y’all are just playin. I’m Queen Gangsta, Obey what I’m sayin!· · Mary had a little lamb— I ate it. Dumb old lady in a shoe— I hate it. Big Bad Wolf growled at me— Castrated. What now, Mother Goose?— Checkmated!· · So don't "Hey Diddle Me" I'm Little Miss Maisie. Milk and books, THEN bedtime, O'else I go FUCKIN CRAZY!

Very excited about our inaugural @badtherapycomedy show, Monday the 28th! Created, produced and hosted by @foreyeballsonly, Jared Scheinberg and Christina Scheinberg. #badtherapycomedy·
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#makenylaugh #nyc #comedy #comedyclub #comedian #comedians #comediansofinstagram #hilarious #standupcomedy #standupcomedyshow #comedyshow #therapy #therapist #therapisthumor #therapistlife #badtherapy

Very excited about our inaugural @badtherapycomedy show, Monday the 28th! Created, produced and hosted by @foreyeballsonly, Jared Scheinberg and Christina Scheinberg.  #badtherapycomedy· · · ·  #makenylaugh  #nyc  #comedy  #comedyclub  #comedian  #comedians  #comediansofinstagram  #hilarious  #standupcomedy  #standupcomedyshow  #comedyshow  #therapy  #therapist  #therapisthumor  #therapistlife  #badtherapy

#Repost @professionalrighter with @get_repost
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Almost four months after writing the script, our new short film "MASTERPIECE" is finished. The shoot was from November 16-18, each day ranging from 12-13 hours. Working on minimal food and sleep, I could not have made this without my fantastic cast and crew. The script was one of four to be voted in by my class and they committed from the get-go. After holding auditions, we knew only minutes after who would be filling each role and they did an incredible job. This was a lot of fun to put together and I learned a lot at each stage. I hope you enjoy! (Link in @professionalrighter bio)

 #Repost @professionalrighter with @get_repost ・・・ Almost four months after writing the script, our new short film "MASTERPIECE" is finished. The shoot was from November 16-18, each day ranging from 12-13 hours. Working on minimal food and sleep, I could not have made this without my fantastic cast and crew. The script was one of four to be voted in by my class and they committed from the get-go. After holding auditions, we knew only minutes after who would be filling each role and they did an incredible job. This was a lot of fun to put together and I learned a lot at each stage. I hope you enjoy! (Link in @professionalrighter bio)

Me and Maisie did yoga this morning. I think this pose is the beginning of (Smiling) Warrior 3.

Me and Maisie did yoga this morning. I think this pose is the beginning of (Smiling) Warrior 3.

Maisie butterfly backpack. Look at that little giggle. 🤩😍

Maisie butterfly backpack. Look at that little giggle. 🤩😍

My new headshot. I only play the undead now. If it's not a Dracula, then hard pass. #bts on "Ladybug", a short film written and directed by @ian_oconnor·
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#film #shortfilm #actor #actorslife #blood #sfxmakeup #sfx #sfxgore #ladybug #filmmaker #filmmaking

My new headshot. I only play the undead now. If it's not a Dracula, then hard pass.  #bts on "Ladybug", a short film written and directed by @ian_oconnor· · · ·  #film  #shortfilm  #actor  #actorslife  #blood  #sfxmakeup  #sfx  #sfxgore  #ladybug  #filmmaker  #filmmaking

On set @prattinstitute for "Ladybug", a short film written and directed by @ian_oconnor. This was the first time the team (@anahitarose +) did SFX gore, and they killed it (and me)!·
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#bts #film #shortfilm #actor #actorslife #blood #sfxmakeup #sfx #sfxgore #ladybug #filmmaker #filmmaking

On set @prattinstitute for "Ladybug", a short film written and directed by @ian_oconnor. This was the first time the team (@anahitarose +) did SFX gore, and they killed it (and me)!· · · ·  #bts  #film  #shortfilm  #actor  #actorslife  #blood  #sfxmakeup  #sfx  #sfxgore  #ladybug  #filmmaker  #filmmaking

Happy birthday to my mom! Thanks for always taking care of me instead of those garbage daughters you had by mistake. Love you!

Happy birthday to my mom! Thanks for always taking care of me instead of those garbage daughters you had by mistake. Love you!

Happy Mother's Day to my wife, Emily. She is a dedicated, sweet, thoughtful, tireless mother. Maisie and I are very lucky. To show our appreciation, Maisie insisted that we get her mom flowers and a card for Mother's Day. We love you, honey. @ecperl

Happy Mother's Day to my wife, Emily. She is a dedicated, sweet, thoughtful, tireless mother. Maisie and I are very lucky. To show our appreciation, Maisie insisted that we get her mom flowers and a card for Mother's Day. We love you, honey. @ecperl

Swank NYC mint julep spot. Happy Derby day!

#mydumbface #mintjulep #derby #kentuckyderby #flatironroom

Swank NYC mint julep spot. Happy Derby day!  #mydumbface  #mintjulep  #derby  #kentuckyderby  #flatironroom

I was wrong, and I’m sorry 😳 #oldheadshotday

I was wrong, and I’m sorry 😳  #oldheadshotday

This morning on the way to daycare a woman stopped us to admire Maisie (it makes it hard to get places sometimes), and she thought that Maisie was wearing a pussy hat. Aside from being momentarily startled that an unfamiliar middle-aged woman said "pussy", the similarity never occurred to me. Cute, pink, warm: these are the considerations for infant headwear (in that order). While Maisie has never explicitly endorsed the cause, I'm sure she'd be okay erring in that direction. You know, accidental feminism. 
#feminism #protofeminism #protofeminist #babyfeminist #pussyhat #pussyhatproject #accidentalfeminist

This morning on the way to daycare a woman stopped us to admire Maisie (it makes it hard to get places sometimes), and she thought that Maisie was wearing a pussy hat. Aside from being momentarily startled that an unfamiliar middle-aged woman said "pussy", the similarity never occurred to me. Cute, pink, warm: these are the considerations for infant headwear (in that order). While Maisie has never explicitly endorsed the cause, I'm sure she'd be okay erring in that direction. You know, accidental feminism.  #feminism  #protofeminism  #protofeminist  #babyfeminist  #pussyhat  #pussyhatproject  #accidentalfeminist

In this episode of Behind the Mustache, we learn that there is only more mustache.
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#turnupfridays #lookgoodfeelgood #webseries #makeup #mystery #mustache #detective #comedy #imagination #nycfilm #beatboxing #brooklyn #whokilledvince #beatboxhouse #collaboration #setlife #actorlife

In this episode of Behind the Mustache, we learn that there is only more mustache. . . Follow @coyotetheseries . .  #turnupfridays  #lookgoodfeelgood  #webseries  #makeup  #mystery  #mustache  #detective  #comedy  #imagination  #nycfilm  #beatboxing  #brooklyn  #whokilledvince  #beatboxhouse  #collaboration  #setlife  #actorlife

#Repost @coyotetheseries 🕵🏻‍♂️🍩‼️
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The safest type of gun is a squirt gun 🔫  and even then you can squirt it in someone’s eye and it’s like hey I have very sensitive eyes that’s not cool #marchforourlives #endgunviolence

 #Repost @coyotetheseries 🕵🏻‍♂️🍩‼️ ・・・ The safest type of gun is a squirt gun 🔫 and even then you can squirt it in someone’s eye and it’s like hey I have very sensitive eyes that’s not cool  #marchforourlives  #endgunviolence

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She's not walking on her own yet, but remind me again, in terms of development milestones, what age is holding your own at a wine party?
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#dadlife #parenting #parentlife #parenthood #kids #wine #winetasting #oneyearold #oneyear #babies #babiesofinstagram #infants #cheers #clinkclink #chinchin

Repost from @standupwife _______________ She's not walking on her own yet, but remind me again, in terms of development milestones, what age is holding your own at a wine party? . . . .  #dadlife  #parenting  #parentlife  #parenthood  #kids  #wine  #winetasting  #oneyearold  #oneyear  #babies  #babiesofinstagram  #infants  #cheers  #clinkclink  #chinchin

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