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#repost from @jenniapaja it's fall y'all 🍄🍄🍄

 #repost from @jenniapaja it's fall y'all 🍄🍄🍄

Sweet summer snails.  Currently my spirit animal.  One of these suckas approached me while out on a walk and said they felt kinda stuck, and asked if I'd help them set up a dating profile.  Wait, what?  A dating profile?  For a snail?  Did I hear it right?  Asking me for help, of all people?  To find love?  I’d only ever helped move them out of the roads and crosswalks before... but this?  Well,... being the big hearted person I am, I told it -of course- I'd do my very best to help, but that I have zero experience using human dating apps or sites, so not to expect a miracle (I'm no cupid) - I've just heard stories from others who've used these things, but that I could for sure help out with it's situation, I'd just have to look for some mollusk dating sites.  I recommended it pose for a good portrait shot I could use on the site before I headed back home where I'd soon conduct this search and create this profile for my new slimy friend.  We got a good shot of it on the first try - right on the money with that smile! - Certainly no photoshop needed for the little critter.  Thanks to my conversation with the snail, I went home feeling like I had gained a totally new perspective on what really “helping the environment” means and I also went home knowing I made a new nature friend.  Dating profile of a snail coming soon... 🐌🍃 #the_gallery_of_magic #ethereal_moods #dreamland_arts_of_nature #bokeh_shotz #bokeh_addicts #bokeh_obsessed #bokeh_holics

Sweet summer snails. Currently my spirit animal. One of these suckas approached me while out on a walk and said they felt kinda stuck, and asked if I'd help them set up a dating profile. Wait, what? A dating profile? For a snail? Did I hear it right? Asking me for help, of all people? To find love? I’d only ever helped move them out of the roads and crosswalks before... but this? Well,... being the big hearted person I am, I told it -of course- I'd do my very best to help, but that I have zero experience using human dating apps or sites, so not to expect a miracle (I'm no cupid) - I've just heard stories from others who've used these things, but that I could for sure help out with it's situation, I'd just have to look for some mollusk dating sites. I recommended it pose for a good portrait shot I could use on the site before I headed back home where I'd soon conduct this search and create this profile for my new slimy friend. We got a good shot of it on the first try - right on the money with that smile! - Certainly no photoshop needed for the little critter. Thanks to my conversation with the snail, I went home feeling like I had gained a totally new perspective on what really “helping the environment” means and I also went home knowing I made a new nature friend. Dating profile of a snail coming soon... 🐌🍃  #the_gallery_of_magic  #ethereal_moods  #dreamland_arts_of_nature  #bokeh_shotz  #bokeh_addicts  #bokeh_obsessed  #bokeh_holics

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